Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Sarah's January 24th Email

Hey Family!!!
Things this week have been slow, but next week I fully expect to be very very busy. I didn't recieve the package you sent yet. Because of the snow the mail hasn't been coming (so much for "come rain come snow...glom of nit...yada yada") But thank you for sending me the book! It'll be awesome.
About learning ASL, I talked to my mission president and he told me that it was good that I was learning it, but to not go out of my way to teach deaf people, so our plan has sort of fallen flat. But not really, because our investigator, Jonathan, want to be baptized and if we can make it work for him, we can make it work for others.
We are expecting more snow tomorrow. yay. two feet. im so excited.
Ususally the snowgod and I are friends, but we have to be everywhere tomorrow, and if snow gets in my way, I will call down the firey wrath of the sungod.
I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa! I will be sure to pray for him!
I just want to give you all a great big hug!!! I think you are all wonderful!!
I miss you!
The Lord must love me so much! Cuz I'm obviously well blessed in family area.
Luffs!
Sisiter Dixon


So in the university ward I now serve in, there are like, twenty kids going to Harvard and they all invited us to dinner.
I WANT TO GO TO HARVARD!!! They are spoiled rotten there! And they are all beautiful! There was not a single Harvard student I've met that is not absolutely beautiful. So we went in to get food and I was feelin all cool, cuz while I stuck out like a sore thumb, I was in the harvard dorm, being all smart and awesome. They have their own freaking cook!! You give her an order and she'll cook up whatever you want!!!! from steak to grilled cheese to pasta salad--whatever you want.
I tried to be all cool and trendy so I got these patties that were vegan and looked like poo, but it was cool because all the Harvard kids were doing it. It tasted bad, but I felt smarter after doing it. And then a cool Harvard student recommended this bread with honeybutter on it. So I wuz bein all cul, and I tuk the bread, and I started butterin it, lookin all cul, and so smrt. And then I looked down and realized I was buttering it with Mayonnaise.
In the middle of Harvard.
With all the students watching me.
So I ran with it. Mayonnaise bread wasn't that bad, and I wuz all cul eatin it.
But....now I know why I don't go to Harvard.
Anyway, it was cool being there.
So I just thought I should let you all know.

4 comments:

Julie said...

Sometimes I just can't help laughing at Sarah's emails. It almost makes me want to go and tromp through 2 feet of snow....almost.

Katie said...

or go to Harvard.

dixon.mary said...

HAHA!! Sarah is the best!

Heather Dixon said...

Sarah is the best! Her story made me laugh so hard.