So Missy is like the on-top-of-things roommate. She's had her apartment reserved and everything all planned out for like months. She's more organized than a soccer mom.
I, on the other hand, am a lazy loaf and only just found a place to move to today. ...But it's really cool!! It's in the basement of a building built in 1905. I think it's haunted (!!!!)
It's on 3rd S and 4th E. Now comes the begging.
Will my wonderful, talented, strong family be willing to help me move out?? I promise there won't be heavy furniture! (I am selling most of hte heavy stuff.) And there's only a few stairs to go down! I don't think it will be hard at all! Plus I will treat you all to pizza too! I will love you like no other relative did!!
To prove my love, I'm offering prizes for those who help:
1) A pink camera! Oo shiny! Perfect for the little girl (or camera-desperate boy) in your life!
2) A lovely 3-panel Hobby Lobby screen! Good for dressing behind, just like in the movies!
3) A granite-top coffee table so sturdy it will withstand the terror of a thousand kids!
...And much much more YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!! I love you forever and ever and ever!
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Oh oh oh!! I should have mentioned--I'm moving at the same time as Missy.
I'll be there... and can I put in dibs for the table?
Dear Jim:
It's YOURS!
Much loves,
Your sis
Dibs on the camera.
Adam -- pink is sooo your color.
@Jim -- you're planning on having a thousand kids?
@Mary -- WHAT THE?
@Adam - I have a silver camera instead if you are interested
Jim -- Heather said the table will withstand the terror of a thousand kids. Just wondering if that's why you want it.
hee hee.
ooohhhhh. I see. Na! 1000 kids is too little. I'll have to get a new table eventually.
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